don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
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if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.